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diff --git a/apps/plugins/robotfindskitten.c b/apps/plugins/robotfindskitten.c
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--- a/apps/plugins/robotfindskitten.c
+++ b/apps/plugins/robotfindskitten.c
@@ -35,10 +35,425 @@
    convention, although the actual position doesn't matter */
 PLUGIN_HEADER
 
-/*The messages go in a separate file because they are collectively
-  huge, and you might want to modify them. It would be nice to load
-  the messages from a text file at run time.*/
-#include "robotfindskitten_messages.h"
+/*Be sure to change MESSAGES when you change the array, or bad things
+  will happen.*/
+
+/*Also, take note that robotfindskitten.c and configure.in 
+  currently have the version number hardcoded into them, and they 
+  should reflect MESSAGES. */
+
+/* Watch out for fenceposts.*/
+#define MESSAGES (sizeof messages / sizeof (char*))
+
+static char* messages[] =
+{
+  "\"I pity the fool who mistakes me for kitten!\", sez Mr. T.",
+  "That's just an old tin can.",
+  "It's an altar to the horse god.",
+  "A box of dancing mechanical pencils. They dance! They sing!",
+  "It's an old Duke Ellington record.",
+  "A box of fumigation pellets.",
+  "A digital clock. It's stuck at 2:17 PM.",
+  "That's just a charred human corpse.",
+  "I don't know what that is, but it's not kitten.",
+  "An empty shopping bag. Paper or plastic?",
+  "Could it be... a big ugly bowling trophy?",
+  "A coat hanger hovers in thin air. Odd.",
+  "Not kitten, just a packet of Kool-Aid(tm).",
+  "A freshly-baked pumpkin pie.",
+  "A lone, forgotten comma, sits here, sobbing.",
+  "ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND CARPET FIBERS!!!!!",
+  "It's Richard Nixon's nose!",
+  "It's Lucy Ricardo. \"Aaaah, Ricky!\", she says.",
+  "You stumble upon Bill Gates' stand-up act.",
+  "Just an autographed copy of the Kama Sutra.",
+  "It's the Will Rogers Highway. Who was Will Rogers, anyway?",
+  "It's another robot, more advanced in design than you but strangely immobile.",
+  "Leonard Richardson is here, asking people to lick him.",
+  "It's a stupid mask, fashioned after a beagle.",
+  "Your State Farm Insurance(tm) representative!",
+  "It's the local draft board.",
+  "Seven 1/4\" screws and a piece of plastic.",
+  "An 80286 machine.",
+  "One of those stupid \"Homes of the Stars\" maps.",
+  "A signpost saying \"TO KITTEN\". It points in no particular direction.",
+  "A hammock stretched between a tree and a volleyball pole.",
+  "A Texas Instruments of Destruction calculator.",
+  "It's a dark, amphorous blob of matter.",
+  "Just a pincushion.",
+  "It's a mighty zombie talking about some love and prosperity.",
+  "\"Dear robot, you may have already won our 10 MILLION DOLLAR prize...\"",
+  "It's just an object.",
+  "A mere collection of pixels.",
+  "A badly dented high-hat cymbal lies on its side here.",
+  "A marijuana brownie.",
+  "A plush Chewbacca.",
+  "Daily hunger conditioner from Australasia",
+  "Just some stuff.",
+  "Why are you touching this when you should be finding kitten?",
+  "A glorious fan of peacock feathers.",
+  "It's some compromising photos of Babar the Elephant.",
+  "A copy of the Weekly World News. Watch out for the chambered nautilus!",
+  "It's the proverbial wet blanket.",
+  "A \"Get Out of Jail Free\" card.",
+  "An incredibly expensive \"Mad About You\" collector plate.",
+  "Paul Moyer's necktie.",
+  "A haircut and a real job. Now you know where to get one!",
+  "An automated robot-hater. It frowns disapprovingly at you.",
+  "An automated robot-liker. It smiles at you.",
+  "It's a black hole. Don't fall in!",
+  "Just a big brick wall.",
+  "You found kitten! No, just kidding.",
+  "Heart of Darkness brand pistachio nuts.",
+  "A smoking branding iron shaped like a 24-pin connector.",
+  "It's a Java applet.",
+  "An abandoned used-car lot.",
+  "A shameless plug for Crummy: http://www.crummy.com/",
+  "A shameless plug for the UCLA Linux Users Group: http://linux.ucla.edu/",
+  "A can of Spam Lite.",
+  "This is another fine mess you've gotten us into, Stanley.",
+  "It's scenery for \"Waiting for Godot\".",
+  "This grain elevator towers high above you.",
+  "A Mentos wrapper.",
+  "It's the constellation Pisces.",
+  "It's a fly on the wall. Hi, fly!",
+  "This kind of looks like kitten, but it's not.",
+  "It's a banana! Oh, joy!",
+  "A helicopter has crashed here.",
+  "Carlos Tarango stands here, doing his best impression of Pat Smear.",
+  "A patch of mushrooms grows here.",
+  "A patch of grape jelly grows here.",
+  "A spindle, and a grindle, and a bucka-wacka-woom!",
+  "A geyser sprays water high into the air.",
+  "A toenail? What good is a toenail?",
+  "You've found the fish! Not that it does you much good in this game.",
+  "A Buttertonsils bar.",
+  "One of the few remaining discoes.",
+  "Ah, the uniform of a Revolutionary-era minuteman.",
+  "A punch bowl, filled with punch and lemon slices.",
+  "It's nothing but a G-thang, baby.",
+  "IT'S ALIVE! AH HA HA HA HA!",
+  "This was no boating accident!",
+  "Wait! This isn't the poker chip! You've been tricked! DAMN YOU, MENDEZ!",
+  "A livery stable! Get your livery!",
+  "It's a perpetual immobility machine.",
+  "\"On this spot in 1962, Henry Winkler was sick.\"",
+  "There's nothing here; it's just an optical illusion.",
+  "The World's Biggest Motzah Ball!",
+  "A tribe of cannibals lives here. They eat Malt-O-Meal for breakfast, you know.",
+  "This appears to be a rather large stack of trashy romance novels.",
+  "Look out! Exclamation points!",
+  "A herd of wild coffee mugs slumbers here.",
+  "It's a limbo bar! How low can you go?",
+  "It's the horizon. Now THAT'S weird.",
+  "A vase full of artificial flowers is stuck to the floor here.",
+  "A large snake bars your way.",
+  "A pair of saloon-style doors swing slowly back and forth here.",
+  "It's an ordinary bust of Beethoven... but why is it painted green?",
+  "It's TV's lovable wisecracking Crow! \"Bite me!\", he says.",
+  "Hey, look, it's war. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Say it again.",
+  "It's the amazing self-referential thing that's not kitten.",
+  "A flamboyant feather boa. Now you can dress up like Carol Channing!",
+  "\"Sure hope we get some rain soon,\" says Farmer Joe.",
+  "\"How in heck can I wash my neck if it ain't gonna rain no more?\" asks Farmer Al.",
+  "\"Topsoil's all gone, ma,\" weeps Lil' Greg.",
+  "This is a large brown bear. Oddly enough, it's currently peeing in the woods.",
+  "A team of arctic explorers is camped here.",
+  "This object here appears to be Louis Farrakhan's bow tie.",
+  "This is the world-famous Chain of Jockstraps.",
+  "A trash compactor, compacting away.",
+  "This toaster strudel is riddled with bullet holes!",
+  "It's a hologram of a crashed helicopter.",
+  "This is a television. On screen you see a robot strangely similar to yourself.",
+  "This balogna has a first name, it's R-A-N-C-I-D.",
+  "A salmon hatchery? Look again. It's merely a single salmon.",
+  "It's a rim shot. Ba-da-boom!",
+  "It's creepy and it's kooky, mysterious and spooky. It's also somewhat ooky.",
+  "This is an anagram.",
+  "This object is like an analogy.",
+  "It's a symbol. You see in it a model for all symbols everywhere.",
+  "The object pushes back at you.",
+  "A traffic signal. It appears to have been recently vandalized.",
+  "\"There is no kitten!\" cackles the old crone. You are shocked by her blasphemy.",
+  "This is a Lagrange point. Don't come too close now.",
+  "The dirty old tramp bemoans the loss of his harmonica.",
+  "Look, it's Fanny the Irishman!",
+  "What in blazes is this?",
+  "It's the instruction manual for a previous version of this game.",
+  "A brain cell. Oddly enough, it seems to be functioning.",
+  "Tea and/or crumpets.",
+  "This jukebox has nothing but Cliff Richards albums in it.",
+  "It's a Quaker Oatmeal tube, converted into a drum.",
+  "This is a remote control. Being a robot, you keep a wide berth.",
+  "It's a roll of industrial-strength copper wire.",
+  "Oh boy! Grub! Er, grubs.",
+  "A puddle of mud, where the mudskippers play.",
+  "Plenty of nothing.",
+  "Look at that, it's the Crudmobile.",
+  "Just Walter Mattheau and Jack Lemmon.",
+  "Two crepes, two crepes in a box.",
+  "An autographed copy of \"Primary Colors\", by Anonymous.",
+  "Another rabbit? That's three today!",
+  "It's a segmentation fault. Core dumped, by the way.",
+  "A historical marker showing the actual location of /dev/null.",
+  "Thar's Mobius Dick, the convoluted whale. Arrr!",
+  "It's a charcoal briquette, smoking away.",
+  "A pizza, melting in the sun.",
+  "It's a \"HOME ALONE 2: Lost in New York\" novelty cup.",
+  "A stack of 7 inch floppies wobbles precariously.",
+  "It's nothing but a corrupted floppy. Coaster anyone?",
+  "A section of glowing phosphor cells sings a song of radiation to you.",
+  "This TRS-80 III is eerily silent.",
+  "A toilet bowl occupies this space.",
+  "This peg-leg is stuck in a knothole!",
+  "It's a solitary vacuum tube.",
+  "This corroded robot is clutching a mitten.",
+  "\"Hi, I'm Anson Williams, TV's 'Potsy'.\"",
+  "This subwoofer was blown out in 1974.",
+  "Three half-pennies and a wooden nickel.",
+  "It's the missing chapter to \"A Clockwork Orange\".",
+  "It's a burrito stand flyer. \"Taqueria El Ranchito\".",
+  "This smiling family is happy because they eat LARD.",
+  "Roger Avery, persona un famoso de los Estados Unidos.",
+  "Ne'er but a potted plant.",
+  "A parrot, kipping on its back.",
+  "A forgotten telephone switchboard.",
+  "A forgotten telephone switchboard operator.",
+  "It's an automated robot-disdainer. It pretends you're not there.",
+  "It's a portable hole. A sign reads: \"Closed for the winter\".",
+  "Just a moldy loaf of bread.",
+  "A little glass tub of Carmex. ($.89) Too bad you have no lips.",
+  "A Swiss-Army knife. All of its appendages are out. (toothpick lost)",
+  "It's a zen simulation, trapped within an ASCII character.",
+  "It's a copy of \"The Rubaiyat of Spike Schudy\".",
+  "It's \"War and Peace\" (unabridged, very small print).",
+  "A willing, ripe tomato bemoans your inability to digest fruit.",
+  "A robot comedian. You feel amused.",
+  "It's KITT, the talking car.",
+  "Here's Pete Peterson. His batteries seem to have long gone dead.",
+  "\"Blup, blup, blup\", says the mud pot.",
+  "More grist for the mill.",
+  "Grind 'em up, spit 'em out, they're twigs.",
+  "The boom box cranks out an old Ethel Merman tune.",
+  "It's \"Finding kitten\", published by O'Reilly and Associates.",
+  "Pumpkin pie spice.",
+  "It's the Bass-Matic '76! Mmm, that's good bass!",
+  "\"Lend us a fiver 'til Thursday\", pleas Andy Capp.",
+  "It's a tape of '70s rock. All original hits! All original artists!",
+  "You've found the fabled America Online disk graveyard!",
+  "Empty jewelboxes litter the landscape.",
+  "It's the astounding meta-object.",
+  "Ed McMahon stands here, lost in thought. Seeing you, he bellows, \"YES SIR!\"",
+  "...thingy???",
+  "It's 1000 secrets the government doesn't want you to know!",
+  "The letters O and R.",
+  "A magical... magic thing.",
+  "It's a moment of silence.",
+  "It's Sirhan-Sirhan, looking guilty.",
+  "It's \"Chicken Soup for the Kitten-seeking Soulless Robot.\"",
+  "It is a set of wind-up chatter teeth.",
+  "It is a cloud shaped like an ox.",
+  "You see a snowflake here, melting slowly.",
+  "It's a big block of ice. Something seems to be frozen inside it.",
+  "Vladimir Lenin's casket rests here.",
+  "It's a copy of \"Zen and The Art of Robot Maintenance\".",
+  "This invisible box contains a pantomime horse.",
+  "A mason jar lies here open. It's label reads: \"do not open!\".",
+  "A train of thought chugs through here.",
+  "This jar of pickles expired in 1957.",
+  "Someone's identity disk lies here.",
+  "\"Yes!\" says the bit.",
+  "\"No!\" says the bit.",
+  "A dodecahedron bars your way.",
+  "Mr. Hooper is here, surfing.",
+  "It's a big smoking fish.",
+  "You have new mail in /var/spool/robot",
+  "Just a monitor with the blue element burnt out.",
+  "A pile of coaxial plumbing lies here.",
+  "It's a rotten old shoe.",
+  "It's a hundred-dollar bill.",
+  "It's a Dvorak keyboard.",
+  "It's a cardboard box full of 8-tracks.",
+  "Just a broken hard drive containg the archives of Nerth Pork.",
+  "A broken metronome sits here, it's needle off to one side.",
+  "A sign reads: \"Go home!\"",
+  "A sign reads: \"No robots allowed!\"",
+  "It's the handheld robotfindskitten game, by Tiger.",
+  "This particular monstrosity appears to be ENIAC.",
+  "This is a tasty-looking banana creme pie.",
+  "A wireframe model of a hot dog rotates in space here.",
+  "Just the empty husk of a locust.",
+  "You disturb a murder of crows.",
+  "It's a copy of the robotfindskitten EULA.",
+  "It's Death.",
+  "It's an autographed copy of \"Secondary Colors,\" by Bob Ross.",
+  "It is a marzipan dreadnought that appears to have melted and stuck.",
+  "It's a DVD of \"Crouching Monkey, Hidden Kitten\", region encoded for the moon.",
+  "It's Kieran Hervold.  Damn dyslexia!",
+  "A non-descript box of crackers.",
+  "Carbonated Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Color, Phosphoric Acid, Flavors, Caffeine.",
+  "\"Move along! Nothing to see here!\"",
+  "It's the embalmed corpse of Vladimir Lenin.",
+  "A coupon for one free steak-fish at your local family diner.",
+  "A set of keys to a 2001 Rolls Royce. Worthless.",
+  "A gravestone stands here.  \"Izchak Miller, ascended.\"",
+  "Someone has written \"ad aerarium\" on the ground here.",
+  "A large blue eye floats in midair.",
+  "This appears to be a statue of Perseus.",
+  "There is an opulent throne here.",
+  "It's a squad of Keystone Kops.",
+  "This seems to be junk mail addressed to the finder of the Eye of Larn.",
+  "A wondrous and intricate golden amulet.  Too bad you have no neck.",
+  "The swampy ground around you seems to stink with disease.",
+  "An animate blob of acid.  Being metallic, you keep well away.",
+  "It's a copy of Knuth with the chapter on kitten-search algorithms torn out.",
+  "A crowd of people, and at the center, a popular misconception.",
+  "It's a blind man. When you touch, he exclaims \"It's a kitten prospecting robot!\"",
+  "It's a lost wallet. It's owner didn't have pets, so you discard it.",
+  "This place is called Antarctica. There is no kitten here.",
+  "It's a mousetrap, baited with soap.",
+  "A book with \"Don't Panic\" in large friendly letters across the cover.",
+  "A compendium of haiku about metals.",
+  "A discredited cosmology, relic of a bygone era.",
+  "A hollow voice says \"Plugh\".",
+  "A knight who says \"Either I am an insane knave, or you will find kitten.\"",     
+  "A neural net -- maybe it's trying to recognize kitten.",
+  "A screwdriver.",
+  "A statue of a girl holding a goose like the one in Gottingen, Germany.",
+  "A tetradrachm dated \"42 B.C.\"",
+  "A voice booms out \"Onward, kitten soldiers...\"",
+  "An eminently forgettable zahir.",
+  "Apparently, it's Edmund Burke.",
+  "For a moment, you feel something in your hands, but it disappears!",
+  "Here is a book about Robert Kennedy.",
+  "Hey, robot, leave those lists alone.",
+  "Ho hum.  Another synthetic a posteriori.",
+  "It's Asimov's Laws of Robotics.  You feel a strange affinity for them.",
+  "It's Bach's Mass in B-minor!",
+  "It's a bug.",
+  "It's a synthetic a priori truth!  Immanuel would be so pleased!",
+  "It's the Tiki Room.",
+  "Just some old play by a Czech playwright, and you can't read Czech.",
+  "Kitten is the letter 'Q'.  Oh, wait, maybe not.",
+  "Quidquid Latine dictum sit, kitten non est.",
+  "Sutro Tower is visible at some distance through the fog.",
+  "The Digital Millennium Copyright Act of 1998.",
+  "The United States Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit.",
+  "The non-kitten item like this but with \"false\" and \"true\" switched is true.", 
+  "The non-kitten item like this but with \"true\" and \"false\" switched is false.",
+  "This is the chapter called \"A Map of the Cat?\" from Feynman's autobiography.",  
+  "This is the forest primeval.",
+  "Werner's \"Pocket Field Guide to Things That Are Not Kitten\".",
+  "You found nettik, but that's backwards.",
+  "You have found some zinc, but you must not stop here, for you must find kitten.", 
+  "\"50 Years Among the Non-Kitten Items\", by Ann Droyd.",
+  "\"Robot may not injure kitten, or, through inaction, ...\"",
+  "\"Address Allocation for Private Internets\" by Yakov Rekhter et al.",
+  "\"Mail Routing and the Domain System\" by Craig Partridge.",
+  "\"The Theory and Practice of Oligarchical Collectivism\" by Emmanuel Goldstein.", 
+  "\"201 Kitten Verbs, Fully Conjugated\".  You look for \"find\".",
+  "A card shark sits here, practicing his Faro shuffle.  He ignores you.",
+  "A copy of DeCSS.  They're a dime a dozen these days.",
+  "A demonic voice proclaims \"There is no kitten, only Zuul\".  You flee.",
+  "A lotus.  You make an interesting pair.",
+  "A milk carton, with a black and white picture of kitten on the side.",
+  "Any ordinary robot could see from a mile away that this wasn't kitten.",
+  "A stegosaurus, escaped from the stegosaurusfindsrobot game.  It finds you.",
+  "Baling wire and chewing gum.",
+  "Chewing gum and baling wire.",
+  "Here is no kitten but only rock, rock and no kitten and the sandy road.",
+  "Hey, I bet you thought this was kitten.",
+  "It is an ancient mariner, and he stoppeth one of three.",
+  "It pleases you to be kind to what appears to be kitten -- but it's not!",
+  "It's a blatant plug for Ogg Vorbis, http://www.vorbis.com/",
+  "It's a business plan for a new startup, kitten.net.",
+  "It's a revised business plan for a new startup, my.kitten.net.",
+  "It's a square.",
+  "It seems to be a copy of \"A Tail of Two Kitties\".",
+  "It's the Donation of Constantine!",
+  "It's this message, nothing more.",
+  "Lysine, an essential amino acid.  Well, maybe not for robots.",
+  "No kitten here.",
+  "The score for a Czech composer's \"Kitten-Finding Symphony in C\".",
+  "This looks like Bradley's \"Appearance and Reality\", but it's really not.",
+  "This non-kitten item no verb.",
+  "You feel strangely unfulfilled.",
+  "You hit the non-kitten item.  The non-kitten item fails to yowl.",
+  "You suddenly yearn for your distant homeland.",
+  "You've found the snows of yesteryear!  So that's where they all went to.",
+  "Approaching.  One car.  J.  Followed by.  Two car.  M, M.  In five. Minutes.",
+  "Free Jon Johansen!",
+  "Free Dmitry Sklyarov!",
+  "One person shouts \"What do we want?\" The crowd answers \"Free Dmitry!\"",
+  "Judith Platt insults librarians.",
+  "This map is not the territory.",
+  "\"Go back to Libraria!\", says Pat Schroeder.",
+  "This is a porcelain kitten-counter.  0, 0, 0, 0, 0...",
+  "An old bootable business card, unfortunately cracked down the middle.",
+  "A kitten sink, for washing kitten (if only kitten liked water).",
+  "A kitten source (to match the kitten sink).",
+  "If it's one thing, it's not another.",
+  "If it's not one thing, it's another.",
+  "A caboodle.",
+  "A grin.",
+  "A hedgehog.  It looks like it knows something important.",
+  "You've found... Oh wait, that's just a cat.",
+  "Robot should not be touching that.",
+  "Air Guitar!!!  NA na NA na!!",
+  "An aromatherapy candle burns with healing light.",
+  "You find a bright shiny penny.",
+  "It's a free Jon Johansen!",
+  "It's a free Dmitry Sklyarov!",
+  "The rothe hits!  The rothe hits!",
+  "It's an Internet chain letter about sodium laureth sulfate.",
+  "Ed Witten sits here, pondering string theory.",
+  "Something is written here in the dust.  You read: \"rJbotf ndQkttten\".",
+  "We wish you a merry kitten, and a happy New Year!",
+  "Run away!  Run away!",
+  "You can see right through this copy of Brin\'s \"Transparent Society\".",
+  "This copy of \"Steal This Book\" has been stolen from a bookstore.",
+  "It's Roya Naini.",
+  "This kit is the fourteenth in a series of kits named with Roman letters.",
+  "This is the tenth key you've found so far.",
+  "You find a fraud scheme in which loans are used as security for other loans.",
+  "It's the phrase \"and her\", written in ancient Greek.",
+  "It's the author of \"Randomness and Mathematical Proof\".",
+  "It's the crusty exoskeleton of an arthropod!",
+  "It's Emporer Shaddam the 4th's planet!",
+  "It's the triangle leg adjacent to an angle divided by the leg opposite it.",
+  "It's a bottle of nail polish remover.",
+  "You found netkit! Way to go, robot!",
+  "It's the ASCII Floating Head of Seth David Schoen!",
+  "A frosted pink party-cake, half eaten.",
+  "A bitchin' homemade tesla coil.",
+  "Conan O'Brian, sans jawbone.",
+  "It's either a mirror, or another soulless kitten-seeking robot.",
+  "Preoccupation with finding kitten prevents you from investigating further.",
+  "Fonzie sits here, mumbling incoherently about a shark and a pair of waterskis.",
+  "The ghost of your dance instructor, his face a paper-white mask of evil.",
+  "A bag of groceries taken off the shelf before the expiration date.",
+  "A book: Feng Shui, Zen: the art of randomly arranging items that are not kitten.",
+  "This might be the fountain of youth, but you'll never know.",
+  "Tigerbot Hesh.",
+  "Stimutacs.",
+  "A canister of pressurized whipped cream, sans whipped cream.",
+  "The non-kitten item bites!",
+  "A chain hanging from two posts reminds you of the Gateway Arch.",
+  "A mathematician calculates the halting probability of a Turing machine.",
+  "A number of short theatrical productions are indexed 1, 2, 3, ... n.",
+  "A technical university in Australia.",
+  "It is -- I just feel something wonderful is about to happen.",
+  "It's a Cat 5 cable.",
+  "It's a U.S. president.",
+  "It's a piece of cloth used to cover a stage in between performances.",
+  "The ionosphere seems charged with meaning.",
+  "This tomography is like, hella axial, man!",
+  "It's your favorite game -- robotfindscatan!",
+  "Just a man selling an albatross.",
+  "The intermission from a 1930s silent movie.",
+  "It's an inverted billiard ball!",
+  "The spectre of Sherlock Holmes wills you onwards.",
+};
 
 #define TRUE true
 #define FALSE false