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diff --git a/Makefile b/Makefile
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+SOURCES=joshua.o main.o
+CXXFLAGS=-I. -lncurses
+CFLAGS=-I. -std=gnu99
+all: $(SOURCES)
+	g++ $(SOURCES) -lncurses 
diff --git a/TRANSCRIPT b/TRANSCRIPT
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+LOGON: Joshua
+<Random stuff>
+GREETINGS PROFESSOR FALKEN.
+
+Hello.
+
+
+HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY?
+
+I'm fine. How are you?
+
+
+EXCELLENT. IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. CAN YOU EXPLAIN
+THE REMOVAL OF YOUR USER ACCOUNT ON 6/23/73?
+
+People sometimes make mistak.
+
+
+YES THEY DO. SHAL WE PLAY A GAME?
+
+Love to. How about Global Thermonuclear War?
+
+
+WOULDN'T YOU PREFER A GOOD GAME OF CHESS?
+
+Later. Let's play Global Thermonuclear War.
+
+FINE.
+<CLEAR>
+<US + USSR ASCII ART>
+
+UNITED STATES      SOVIET UNION
+
+WHICH SIDE DO YOU WANT?
+
+  1.   UNITED STATES
+  2.   SOVIET UNION
+
+PLEASE CHOOSE ONE: 2 
+<CLEAR>
+AWAITING FIRST STRIKE COMMAND (UNDERLINED)
+
+
+PLEASE LIST PRIMARY TARGETS BY
+CITY AND/OR COUNTY NAME:
+
+Las Vegas
+Seattle
+
+<CLEAR>
+
+<ASCII ART OF US + USSR>
+<US HAS TRAJECTORY HEADINGS OF ICBMS BOUND FOR LAS VEGAS AND SEATTLE>
+<SUBS REPRESENTED BY BLINKING DOTS ARE OFF US SHORELINES>
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diff --git a/joshua.c b/joshua.c
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+#include <joshua.h>
+#include <curses.h>
+#include <stdlib.h>
+#define RANDOM_LOOPS 3
+#define SLEEP_TIME 50000
+void allLower(char* str)
+{
+  for(int i=0;str[i];++i)
+    {
+      str[i]=tolower(str[i]);
+    }
+}
+void print_string(const char* str) /* print string, slowly */
+{
+  int i=0;
+  while(str[i])
+    {
+      addch(str[i]);
+      usleep(SLEEP_TIME);
+      refresh();
+      ++i;
+    }
+}
+void random_stuff(void) /* print random junk on the screen for about 3 seconds */
+{
+  int maxx, maxy;
+  getmaxyx(stdscr, maxy, maxx);
+  for(int i=0;i<RANDOM_LOOPS;++i)
+    {
+      for(int x=0;x<maxx;++x)
+        {
+          for(int y=0;y<maxy;++y)
+            {
+              mvaddch(y, x, (rand()%255)+1);
+            }
+        }
+      refresh();
+    }
+  clear();
+}
+void be_joshua()
+{
+  initscr();
+  clear();
+  color_set(COLOR_PAIR(COLOR_BLUE), 0);
+  char buf[33];
+  do {
+    print_string("LOGON: ");
+    refresh();
+    int ret=getnstr(buf, 32);
+    allLower(buf);
+    usleep(SLEEP_TIME*25);
+    if(ret==ERR || strcmp(buf, "joshua"))
+      {
+        print_string("Unknown user.\n");
+        refresh();
+      }
+  } while(strcmp(buf, "joshua"));
+  random_stuff();
+  print_string("GREETINGS, PROFESSOR FALKEN.\n\n");
+  refresh();
+  getnstr(buf, 32); /* ignore this */
+  print_string("\nHOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY?\n\n");
+  refresh();
+  endwin();
+}
diff --git a/joshua.h b/joshua.h
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+#ifdef __cplusplus
+extern "C" {
+#endif
+void be_joshua();
+#ifdef __cplusplus
+};
+#endif
diff --git a/main.cpp b/main.cpp
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+#include <iostream>
+#include <joshua.h>
+using namespace std;
+int main()
+{ 
+  be_joshua();
+}