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#include <curses.h>
#include <util.h>
#include "strings.h"
#include <games.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <unistd.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
void do_chatbot(void)
{
int stage=0; /* stage 0: i'm fine how are you... ->
stage 1: people sometimes make mistakes ->
stage 2: love to. how about global thermonuclear war? ->
stage 3: no lets play global thermonuclear war ->
stage 4: GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR!!! */
while(1)
{
char buf[513];
int ret=getnstr(buf, 512);
usleep(SLEEP_TIME*100);
if(ret==ERR)
{
print_string("\n\n");
print_string("SORRY?");
print_string("\n\n");
}
else
{
allLower(buf);
remove_punct(buf);
bool valid=false;
switch(stage)
{
case 0:
for(int i=0;i<sizeof(stage1_triggers)/sizeof(const char*);++i)
{
if(strcmp(buf, stage1_triggers[i])==0)
{
print_string("\n\nEXCELLENT. IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. CAN YOU EXPLAIN\nTHE REMOVAL OF YOUR USER ACCOUNT ON 6/23/73?\n\n");
++stage;
valid=true;
}
}
break;
case 1:
for(int i=0;i<sizeof(stage2_triggers)/sizeof(const char*);++i)
{
if(strcmp(buf, stage2_triggers[i])==0)
{
print_string("\n\nYES THEY DO. SHALL WE PLAY A GAME?\n\n");
++stage;
valid=true;
}
}
break;
case 2:
for(int i=0;i<sizeof(stage3_triggers)/sizeof(const char*);++i)
{
if(strcmp(buf, stage3_triggers[i])==0)
{
print_string("\n\nWOULDN'T YOU PREFER A GOOD GAME OF CHESS?\n\n");
++stage;
valid=true;
}
}
break;
case 3:
for(int i=0;i<sizeof(stage4_triggers)/sizeof(const char*);++i)
{
if(strcmp(buf, stage4_triggers[i])==0)
{
print_string("\n\nFINE.\n\n");
valid=true;
usleep(SLEEP_TIME*100);
global_thermonuclear_war();
}
}
break;
} // switch
/* now check for phase-insensitive strings */
for(int i=0;i<sizeof(exit_triggers)/sizeof(const char*);++i)
{
if(strcmp(buf, exit_triggers[i])==0)
{
print_string("\n\n");
print_string(exit_responses[rand()%(sizeof(exit_responses)/sizeof(const char*))]);
print_string("\n--CONNECTION TERMINATED--");
return;
}
}
for(int i=0;i<sizeof(greetings_triggers)/sizeof(const char*);++i)
{
if(strcmp(buf, greetings_triggers[i])==0)
{
print_string("\n\n");
print_string(greetings_responses[rand()%(sizeof(greetings_responses)/sizeof(const char*))]);
print_string("\n\n");
valid=true;
}
}
if(!valid)
{
print_string("\n\n");
print_string("SORRY?");
print_string("\n\n");
}
} // else
} // while
}
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